kingchrisofkurtdom:

Yes, yes. Now shush.

Can do, hot shot.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

…

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

You’re so fucking adorable.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

How am I supposed to have sex when all I want to do now is impersonate a sassy black woman?

Shh.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

And you say I’m impatient.

I don’t have patience when it comes to you and your stupidly attractive everything. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

Now.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

Someone has a caveman fetish.

Nah. I just have a Chris fetish.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

Do I have to drag you?

.. That’s hot.

(Source: dcdarren)

kingchrisofkurtdom:

Just get over here, you ass.

I didn’t hear a please, mister.

(Source: dcdarren)